Here are a few of my thoughts to the electronic mating men out there. My Pop Tarts this morning were fitted with cameras, so there’s really no excuse anymore. To the acronym users: when will you realise words are sexy?To all the men who use a picture of their dick instead of their face (well, at least on Gaydar, anyway): good luck to you; I hope you get all you want from life. Using ‘VGL’ in fact makes you less good-looking, and ‘DTE’ actually means that you are so far from the surface of the earth that you are space junk, floating around aimlessly, ignored by all of mankind.I could have gone my entire life without being propositioned to defecate on someone’s face, but such is the game in internet gay land. Dating nowadays is hard, much harder than it used to be when you could go to a bar and just pick someone up and everyone seemed to have the confidence level of a honey badger.Now we hide behind the shield of the internet and dating has taken a strange turn, sometimes down a dark alley behind a dumpster into the arms of a tree snake. I am more likely to fuck a pomegranate than I am a deliberate illiterate.I went on several dinners with men in their 40s and 50s, but we didn’t click.
” and I am then asked normal questions such as “How are you, how was your day?
”, I will find it harder to talk about how my brunch went if your username is stretchmyredhole or muscleboywholuvscum.
If you’re going to play all your cards like that, play them!
To the men who start a conversation with no picture: don’t ignore or complain when politely asked for one; you wouldn’t talk to a box with a question mark on it at a bar. Tell me again how straight you are with my tongue down your throat. Every time you mention how good-looking you are, or how in shape you are, or how good a lover you are, or how hung you are, you are only reinforcing the fact that you are probably none of those things.
You should at least attempt life before you give it away to paid sex and heroin. If you send someone an email, you expect a response — it’s common decency. Don’t hide behind a veil of what you assume people think is cool or hot. You are not hiding your racism by explaining it further. You guys already have a bad rap; don’t solidify this by playing up to stereotypes. There is a difference between confidence and assholery.A study in the UK, USA, Sweden, France and the Netherlands revealed that gay couples are almost three times more likely to have an age difference of more than ten years between them, compared to heterosexual couples.